Gelnhausen Cops On the Pursuit of Law and Order

Folks, I'm not making this up.

It seems that a 56 year old man was arrested in the town of Gelnhausen while in the act of purloining three pairs of jockey shorts from a sports hall. A search of this fellow's residence uncovered over one thousand pairs of mens' underpants and one hundred pair of tracksuit trousers.

In the fellow's defense the guy had laundered the skivvies and they were all neatly folded and stacked.